February 2012
271 posts
so I wonder what it's like for their kids
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Daughter: But Mom I’m too lazy to clean my r- Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on- Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM Peeta: ALSO Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE Daughter: Dad why are you even- Peeta: MY LEG...
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
blackguyandrew:
masturbators replied to your post: this printer has a scanner too so prepare for pics…
yeah right
you were saying?
Andrew what is going on.
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
elksy:
an-echo—a-stain:
..woah.
So you want me to find innocent refugees who pose no threat
Kill them in cold blood
and have them raised as zombies to blindly follow your order?
…okay Sylvanas, you are going a BIT far
I see nothing wrong.
*approaches drug dealer* i'll have 2 cocaines please
“whatever sweetie (:”
– teen girls during an argument on facebook (via procrastinatingftw)
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